Dad: puttar tu is wari exmas chay 80% number leinay nay…

A donkey kicked sardar & ran away, sardar ran to catch the donkey. He saw a zebra and started beating it and said, ‘Sala tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai’.

The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran 6 kilometers a day for 100 days,

Sardar : O banno car ki speed itni kyon badha di? Banno : Oji car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pehle ghar pahunch jaate hain….!

Aansoo tere nikle to, aankhein meri ho,

God saw me hungry He created pizza.

I’m proud that ur my frnd coz ur 20% Perfect,

From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat,

A student grabbed a coin, Flipped it in the air & said