TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies and the economy grows. You retire on the income. AMERICAN ECONOMICS You have two cows. You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You profess surprise when the cow drops dead.

A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss his use of the family car.

Rain of summer, snow of winter, grace of autumn, glory of spring,

My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless

Human brain is the most outstanding object in world

Exams are there, at the paper u stare;

Math Teacher: If a=b and b=c then a=c, now give me the practical example of this principle from real life. Student: i love u sir and u love ur daughter which means i love ur daughter.

Life is 4 living, I Live 4 U. Songs r 4 singing, I Sing 4 U.

Some friends forget Some move away

Like the colour of silver, in the night sky, the new moon rises, the holy month has past,