A customer ordered some coffee in a cafe. The waitress arrived with the coffee and placed it on the table.

Five Englishmen boarded a train just behind five Scots, who, as a group had only purchased one ticket.

Charles was getting annoyed and shouted upstairs to his wife

An English teacher wrote these words on the whiteboard: “woman without her man is nothing”.

A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose,

Santa enters a store that sells curtains. He tells the salesman, “I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.” He showed him several patterns, but Santa seemed to be having a hard time choosing. Finally, he selects a lovely pink floral print.

Seeing Santa Singh depressed one of his friends asks him. “Oye why are you sad?” To which Santa replies …“I lost Rs 300 in bet.” His friend ask hims…“How?”

TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies and the economy grows. You retire on the income. AMERICAN ECONOMICS You have two cows. You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You profess surprise when the cow drops dead.

A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss his use of the family car.

Math Teacher: If a=b and b=c then a=c, now give me the practical example of this principle from real life. Student: i love u sir and u love ur daughter which means i love ur daughter.