3 choro saath mein bethay hotay hain…

Ek admi kay pass dou parrots hotay hain. Ek parrot har waqt sajday main rahta hai aur dosra parrot tasbi parta rahta hai.

Ek meeting hoti hai uss meeting mein sirf sardar hi sardar thay. Sare sardar iss baat par behas kar rahe thai ki sirf sardaro par hi jokes kyun bantain hai aur kisi par kyun nahi. Iss mein se ek sardar utha or bola ki main iske bare mein pata lagaounga.

There was just one cinema theater in the Village. The village people, though backward were very patriotic.

Machhar marne ka tarika,
pehle 1 Zinda machhar pakde,

Train station par ruki.

Dad: puttar tu is wari exmas chay 80% number leinay nay…

A donkey kicked sardar & ran away, sardar ran to catch the donkey.
He saw a zebra and started beating it and said,
‘Sala tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai’.

Sardar : O banno car ki speed itni kyon badha di?
Banno : Oji car ki break fail ho gayi hai,
accident ho jaye iske pehle ghar pahunch jaate hain….!

Train station par ruki.
Ek aadmi khidki ke paas baethe
sardar se- Kaun sa station hai?
Sardar bahar dekh kr kuch der soch
kar “lag to Railway Station raha hai”.