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Yeh Konsi Bari Baat Hai ?

admin — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 19:11:36 +0000

3 choro saath mein bethay hotay hain…
1st one “yaar main itni garam chaye (tea) peeta hoon ke jaisay hee ketlee say cup say nikalti hai mein peejata hoon”
2nd one “yeh konsi bari baat hai mein to ketlee mein he tyaar ker ke ketlee mein hee peejata hoon”
3rd one “uhh.. yeh konsi bari baat hai main to moon (mouth) mein doodh, patee aur cheenee (sugar) daltaa hoon aur choolhay (gas burner) per beth jaata hoon…”

Aisa Bhi Hota Hai

admin — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 19:09:13 +0000

Ek admi kay pass dou parrots hotay hain. Ek parrot har waqt sajday main rahta hai aur dosra parrot tasbi parta rahta hai. Iss admi kay hamsay kay pass ek female parrot hoti hai jo bohat hi shararti hoti hai. Har waqt kisi ko tang karti rahti hai. Female parrot wala admi apnay hamsay say kahta hai kah aap meray parrot apnay parrots kay pass rakh lain takeh woh bhi aap kay parrots ki tarah sharif ho aye. Woh kahta hai kah thik hai. Lehaza male parrots wala admi female parrot ko apnay ghar lay ata hai. Woh female parrot ko male parrot kay cage main rakh deta hai. Jaisay hi male parrots female parrot ko dekhta hai jo tasbih parta rahta hai woh apni tasbi door phank kar sajday paray huay parrot say kahta hai uth yaar apni dua qabool hoo gai hai.

Teesra kaun…

admin — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 19:46:13 +0000

Ek meeting hoti hai uss meeting mein sirf sardar hi sardar thay. Sare sardar iss baat par behas kar rahe thai ki sirf sardaro par hi jokes kyun bantain hai aur kisi par kyun nahi. Iss mein se ek sardar utha or bola ki main iske bare mein pata lagaounga.

Woh iske liye America gaya aur waha ke president se mila aur bola ki sirf sardaron par hi jokes kyun banaye jantain hai. Toh president bola ki main ne suna hai ki sardar mein mind kam hota hai.

Ye sunte hi sardar ko ghussa aagaya. President ne kaha ki main proof kar sakta hoon. Sardar bola kaise???
President: Acha batao mere ghar mein main, meri bivi, mere bache, par teesra koun? Bohot sochne samajhne ke baad bhi sardar uske sawalo ka jawab nahi de paya.

Toh president ne jawab diya ki who teera kon?… main Mister Clinton. Jawab leker sardar wapas aagaya phir meeting bethi. Sabhi ne kaha kya tumne pata lagaya. Toh sardar ne kaha ki haan. Hampe jokes iss liye bantain hai ki haam bewakuph hotain hai.

Yeh suntain hi waha par bethai sabhi sardar pinak gaye par unko shant karate hue sardar bola ki usne proof kiya hai. Chalo main tum sab se ek sawal karta hoon ki mere ghar mein main, meri bivi, mere bache, par teesra koun? Sabhi shochne lage par koi jawab nahi de paya tab sardar bola, “Are bhai teesra koun woh Mister Clinton.”

Gandhi Ki Dhoti

admin — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 20:42:28 +0000

There was just one cinema theater in the Village. The village people, though backward were very patriotic.

In fact as a cinema screen the owner of the theater had installed a khaadi dhoti. The villagers were very happy with the idea of a khaadi dhoti screen. They decided to dedicate the theater to Mahatma Gandhiji, and named the theatre: GANDHI KEE DHOTI

Some of the Up coming attractions at GANDHI KEE DHOTI as advertised in the
local newspaper were:
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein KACHHE DHAGE
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein HAL-CHAL
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Daraar
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Chuppa Rustom
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Baazigar
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Do Jasoos
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Aandhi
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Garam Hawaa

Machhar marne ka tarika

admin — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 13:39:35 +0000

Machhar marne ka tarika,
pehle 1 Zinda machhar pakde,
fir use zamin pe letaye,
Fir use gudgudi kare,
Jaise hi hasne ke liye machhar mu khole,
use ALLOUT pilao aur so jao….

Train station par ruki.

admin — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 15:23:59 +0000

Train station par ruki.
Ek aadmi khidki ke paas baethe sardar se:
Kaun sa station hai?
Sardar bahar dekh kr kuch der soch kar “lag to Railway Station raha hai”.

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Dad: Puttar

admin — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 13:52:01 +0000

Dad: puttar tu is wari exmas chay 80% number leinay nay…

Son: dad mei 80% nai balkay 100% number lewan gaa….

Dad:kanjar meray naal mazaak kerdan yaa…

Son: pehlay mazaak kis kanjar nay shurro kitta see…

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A Donkey kicked sardar

admin — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 20:49:07 +0000

A donkey kicked sardar & ran away, sardar ran to catch the donkey.
He saw a zebra and started beating it and said,
‘Sala tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai’.

Sardar and Banno in car

admin — Sun, 28 Sep 2008 20:52:18 +0000

Sardar : O banno car ki speed itni kyon badha di?
Banno : Oji car ki break fail ho gayi hai,
accident ho jaye iske pehle ghar pahunch jaate hain….!

TRAIN

admin — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 13:47:43 +0000

Train station par ruki.
Ek aadmi khidki ke paas baethe
sardar se- Kaun sa station hai?
Sardar bahar dekh kr kuch der soch
kar “lag to Railway Station raha hai”.